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Sometimes, I should just not speak...

  • Mar. 15th, 2008 at 7:10 PM
Bougie v Monarchist Bear
My mom bought a vacuum sealer so she could put steaks in plastic bags and suck all the air out so they don't get freezer burn.

My brother said: "She could have just used a plastic straw."

My reply: "I don't want mom sucking on my meat."

I tried to retract, but it just kept getting worse. I think I may have scarred myself for life.
  • Mood: embarrassed

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[info]radcat38 wrote:
Mar. 16th, 2008 12:24 am (UTC)
Oh, that was soo funny. Ps. Tell your brother that straw trick does not always work very well. You do have a point...there are some things (food item wise) that you do not want to suck on. Take care. cat
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[info]doppelgangerqaf wrote:
Apr. 12th, 2008 02:21 am (UTC)
*fell off chair*

*dies*

I've been feeling low lately, but yeah, aside fromt he Kinney picspam earlier, this made my night. Funniest thing I've ever read in like a month hahahaha

*Doppelganger
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[info]dhrachth wrote:
Apr. 12th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
... and that is why any time I do something embarassing my first impulse is to tell absolutely everyone I know.

Hope things perk up for you soon.
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[info]doppelgangerqaf wrote:
Apr. 12th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
Hahahaha the exact same thing I DO!

Thanks! I hope you have a good weekend. And ah yeah, no meat- I mean, steak- sucking hehehehe

*Doppelganger
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